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Clown Shoes, 2 two-by-fours 18 inches long and tempera paint View fullsize

Clown Shoes, 2 two-by-fours 18 inches long and tempera paint

Black Flag Logo with Extra Bar, 2021, painting, 24 x 36 View fullsize

Black Flag Logo with Extra Bar, 2021, painting, 24 x 36

Hard Hat, 2021 View fullsize

Hard Hat, 2021

Debbie Does Dali, 2021, book View fullsize

Debbie Does Dali, 2021, book

Debbie Does Dali, 2021,  (Detail) View fullsize

Debbie Does Dali, 2021, (Detail)

Concrete Block, 2021 View fullsize

Concrete Block, 2021

Bloopers-July.jpg View fullsize
Lemon Tree, 2021 View fullsize

Lemon Tree, 2021

Gag, 2021, mousetrap and bdsm gag View fullsize

Gag, 2021, mousetrap and bdsm gag

Nominal Aphasia Series, 2021, stitching View fullsize

Nominal Aphasia Series, 2021, stitching

Nominal Aphasia Series, 2021, stitching View fullsize

Nominal Aphasia Series, 2021, stitching

Nominal Aphasia Series, 2021, stitching View fullsize

Nominal Aphasia Series, 2021, stitching

Nominal Aphasia Series, 2021, stitching View fullsize

Nominal Aphasia Series, 2021, stitching

Forest, 2021, Air Fresheners, 12 3/4 in. x 16 in. View fullsize

Forest, 2021, Air Fresheners, 12 3/4 in. x 16 in.

15 Triggered Mouse Traps, 2021, 11 3/4 in. x 8 in. View fullsize

15 Triggered Mouse Traps, 2021, 11 3/4 in. x 8 in.

Untitled, 2021, Vise and plastic bone, 7 in. x 16 in. x 5 in." View fullsize

Untitled, 2021, Vise and plastic bone, 7 in. x 16 in. x 5 in."

Hopscotch, 2021, pre-cast concrete and plastic shims, 12 in. x 3 in. x 8 ft. View fullsize

Hopscotch, 2021, pre-cast concrete and plastic shims, 12 in. x 3 in. x 8 ft.

Stack of Plates, 2021, ceramic plates, 12 in. x 12 in. x 8 in. View fullsize

Stack of Plates, 2021, ceramic plates, 12 in. x 12 in. x 8 in.

Study for "Weight Room", 2021, ceiling covered with barbell weights View fullsize

Study for "Weight Room", 2021, ceiling covered with barbell weights

Six Pack, 2020, full six pack of beer and plastic carrier on ceiling, 4.75 in. x 6.5 in. x 4.25 in. View fullsize

Six Pack, 2020, full six pack of beer and plastic carrier on ceiling, 4.75 in. x 6.5 in. x 4.25 in.

One Gallon of Paint, 2020, full gallon of interior white paint mounted on ceiling,  7 1/2 in. x 6 3/4 in. x 6 3/4 in. View fullsize

One Gallon of Paint, 2020, full gallon of interior white paint mounted on ceiling, 7 1/2 in. x 6 3/4 in. x 6 3/4 in.

Why Have There Been No Great Italian Artists?, 2021, aluminum sign, 18 in. x 18 in. View fullsize

Why Have There Been No Great Italian Artists?, 2021, aluminum sign, 18 in. x 18 in.

25 lb. barbell weight, 2020,  Iron weight mounted on ceiling, 11 in. diameter x 1.5 in. thickness View fullsize

25 lb. barbell weight, 2020, Iron weight mounted on ceiling, 11 in. diameter x 1.5 in. thickness

Excalibur, 2020, plunger and  neodymium (rare earth) magnet, 6 in. x 6 in. x 18 in. View fullsize

Excalibur, 2020, plunger and neodymium (rare earth) magnet, 6 in. x 6 in. x 18 in.

This is not a Drill, 2021, aluminum sign, 12 in. x 18 in. View fullsize

This is not a Drill, 2021, aluminum sign, 12 in. x 18 in.

Aerial Six Pack, pencil on paper, 8.5 in. x 11 in., 2021 View fullsize

Aerial Six Pack, pencil on paper, 8.5 in. x 11 in., 2021

25 lb. barbell weight (wall version) 2021,  Iron weight mounted on ceiling, 11 in. diameter x 1.5 in. thickness View fullsize

25 lb. barbell weight (wall version) 2021, Iron weight mounted on ceiling, 11 in. diameter x 1.5 in. thickness

YouTube Closed-Caption Malaprops of "Arte Povera" and "Piero Manzoni," 2021, pencil on junk mail, 4 in. x 8.5 in. (detail) View fullsize

YouTube Closed-Caption Malaprops of "Arte Povera" and "Piero Manzoni," 2021, pencil on junk mail, 4 in. x 8.5 in. (detail)

A Gallon of Exterior Paint on a Tree Limb, 2020 View fullsize

A Gallon of Exterior Paint on a Tree Limb, 2020

Escape, 2020, 96% light absorbent black acrylic on door, 48 in. x 48 in. View fullsize

Escape, 2020, 96% light absorbent black acrylic on door, 48 in. x 48 in.

PLOP, 2020, sewn thread on canvas, 11 in. x 14 in. View fullsize

PLOP, 2020, sewn thread on canvas, 11 in. x 14 in.

Bonk, 2020, sewn thread on canvas, 11 in. x 14 in. View fullsize

Bonk, 2020, sewn thread on canvas, 11 in. x 14 in.

Chicken Field, 2020, Fifty rubber chickens  buried to their neck in mulch/soil, Dimensions variable View fullsize

Chicken Field, 2020, Fifty rubber chickens buried to their neck in mulch/soil, Dimensions variable

Chicken Field, 2020, Fifty rubber chickens  buried to their neck in mulch/soil, Dimensions variable View fullsize

Chicken Field, 2020, Fifty rubber chickens buried to their neck in mulch/soil, Dimensions variable

Chicken Field, 2020, Fifty rubber chickens  buried to their neck in mulch/soil, Dimensions variable View fullsize

Chicken Field, 2020, Fifty rubber chickens buried to their neck in mulch/soil, Dimensions variable

Chicken Field, 2020, Fifty rubber chickens  buried to their neck in mulch/soil, Dimensions variable View fullsize

Chicken Field, 2020, Fifty rubber chickens buried to their neck in mulch/soil, Dimensions variable

Small Bench, 2020, upholstery foam, 18 in. x 24 in. x 18 in. View fullsize

Small Bench, 2020, upholstery foam, 18 in. x 24 in. x 18 in.

Lighght (after Aram Saroyan), 2020, stitching on canvas, 11 in. x 14 in. View fullsize

Lighght (after Aram Saroyan), 2020, stitching on canvas, 11 in. x 14 in.

Wile E. Coyote with Serra Prop, 2020, digital image View fullsize

Wile E. Coyote with Serra Prop, 2020, digital image

Brick on the Ceiling #2, 2020, 3 in. x 4 in. 9 in. View fullsize

Brick on the Ceiling #2, 2020, 3 in. x 4 in. 9 in.

Cinderblock on the Ceiling, 2020, 8 in. x 16 in. 8 in. View fullsize

Cinderblock on the Ceiling, 2020, 8 in. x 16 in. 8 in.

Brick on the Ceiling, 2019, 3 in. x 4 in. 9 in. View fullsize

Brick on the Ceiling, 2019, 3 in. x 4 in. 9 in.

Wonky Stairway, 2019, wood and gray paint, 48 in. x 48 in. x 48 in. View fullsize

Wonky Stairway, 2019, wood and gray paint, 48 in. x 48 in. x 48 in.

Rot in a Jar / Swap God, 2020, stitching on aida cloth, 10 in. x 10 in. View fullsize

Rot in a Jar / Swap God, 2020, stitching on aida cloth, 10 in. x 10 in.

Oozy Rat, 2020, stitching on aida cloth, 10 in. x 10 in. View fullsize

Oozy Rat, 2020, stitching on aida cloth, 10 in. x 10 in.

Go Hang a Salami, I'm a Lasagna Hog (detail), 2020, stitching View fullsize

Go Hang a Salami, I'm a Lasagna Hog (detail), 2020, stitching

Sotheby's Flyer, 2020, xerox, 8.5 in. x 11 in. View fullsize

Sotheby's Flyer, 2020, xerox, 8.5 in. x 11 in.

A Flyer for my Neurologist, 2019, Xerox, 11 in. x  8.5 in. View fullsize

A Flyer for my Neurologist, 2019, Xerox, 11 in. x 8.5 in.

Who's Afraid of Red, Yellow, and Blue? 2019, wall anchors, 1/4 in. x 4 in. View fullsize

Who's Afraid of Red, Yellow, and Blue? 2019, wall anchors, 1/4 in. x 4 in.

Feather Duster and Rubber Chicken, 2018, feather duster and rubber chicken, 19 in. x 15 in. x 8½ in. View fullsize

Feather Duster and Rubber Chicken, 2018, feather duster and rubber chicken, 19 in. x 15 in. x 8½ in.

My Grandfather's Death (Crushed by Pool Table), 2019, 1:12 scale doll and doll furniture and figure, 4 in. x  9 in. x 3 1/2" in. View fullsize

My Grandfather's Death (Crushed by Pool Table), 2019, 1:12 scale doll and doll furniture and figure, 4 in. x 9 in. x 3 1/2" in.

I'm in a Group Show with Stupid, 2016, Unlimited T-Shirt Edition View fullsize

I'm in a Group Show with Stupid, 2016, Unlimited T-Shirt Edition

Chair # 6, 2018, butcher paper and tape, 32 in. x 16 in. x 16 in. View fullsize

Chair # 6, 2018, butcher paper and tape, 32 in. x 16 in. x 16 in.

Chair # 5, 2018, butcher paper and tape, 32 in. x 16 in. x 16 in. View fullsize

Chair # 5, 2018, butcher paper and tape, 32 in. x 16 in. x 16 in.

Chair # 4; 2018, butcher paper and tape, 32 in. x 16 in. x 16 in. View fullsize

Chair # 4; 2018, butcher paper and tape, 32 in. x 16 in. x 16 in.

Dead Comedians. 2018.photographs of famous comedians who have died from Lenny Bruce to the present through receipt spike. 7 in. x 7 in. x 7 in. View fullsize

Dead Comedians. 2018.photographs of famous comedians who have died from Lenny Bruce to the present through receipt spike. 7 in. x 7 in. x 7 in.

Fucking Celebrities, 2016, A list of of 200 celebrities was compiled from memory. An algorithm was written to randomly select pairs of celebrities to complete the phrase “Celebrity A fucking Celebrity B” 500 times and generate a fourteen-page pdf fil View fullsize

Fucking Celebrities, 2016, A list of of 200 celebrities was compiled from memory. An algorithm was written to randomly select pairs of celebrities to complete the phrase “Celebrity A fucking Celebrity B” 500 times and generate a fourteen-page pdf file of these pairings.

Rubber Chickens and Milk Crates, 2018, rubber chickens and milk crates, 66 in. x 52 in. x 18 in. View fullsize

Rubber Chickens and Milk Crates, 2018, rubber chickens and milk crates, 66 in. x 52 in. x 18 in.

Gary Cannone Has Not Fallen, 2017, auto-incrementing LED-embedded sign, 28 in. x 20 in. x 1½ in. View fullsize

Gary Cannone Has Not Fallen, 2017, auto-incrementing LED-embedded sign, 28 in. x 20 in. x 1½ in.

Time Settings for a Microwave Oven with Broken Three, Four, and Nine Buttons, 2015, spiral bound book View fullsize

Time Settings for a Microwave Oven with Broken Three, Four, and Nine Buttons, 2015, spiral bound book

Time Settings for a Microwave Oven with Broken Three, Four, and Nine Buttons, 2015, spiral bound book View fullsize

Time Settings for a Microwave Oven with Broken Three, Four, and Nine Buttons, 2015, spiral bound book

Corner Prop (Study)' 2014, digital offset print; 8 in. x 8 in. View fullsize

Corner Prop (Study)' 2014, digital offset print; 8 in. x 8 in.

John Cage: Silent But Deadly, 2019, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square View fullsize

John Cage: Silent But Deadly, 2019, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square

Marcel Duchamp: Dude Looks Like a Lady, 2015, Digital Offset Print; 12 ⅜” square (Albums By Conceptual Artists Project) View fullsize

Marcel Duchamp: Dude Looks Like a Lady, 2015, Digital Offset Print; 12 ⅜” square (Albums By Conceptual Artists Project)

Allan Kaprow: Lick it Up, 2015, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square View fullsize

Allan Kaprow: Lick it Up, 2015, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square

Vito Aconcci: Workout Record for Pregnancy, Birth, and Recovery 2015, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square View fullsize

Vito Aconcci: Workout Record for Pregnancy, Birth, and Recovery 2015, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square

Ulay & Abramovic: Close to You, 2015, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square View fullsize

Ulay & Abramovic: Close to You, 2015, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square

Robert Gober: The Graduate, 2015, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square View fullsize

Robert Gober: The Graduate, 2015, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square

Vito Aconcci: No Respect, 2015, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square View fullsize

Vito Aconcci: No Respect, 2015, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square

General Idea: Love Gun, 2015, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square View fullsize

General Idea: Love Gun, 2015, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square

Richard Serra: Metal Ballads, 2015, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square View fullsize

Richard Serra: Metal Ballads, 2015, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square

Good for a Pumpkin, 2015, Upon receiving an invitation for a group show featuring artists with disabilities, a framed copy of this New Yorker cartoon was ordered and sent to the exhibition as my contribution. View fullsize

Good for a Pumpkin, 2015, Upon receiving an invitation for a group show featuring artists with disabilities, a framed copy of this New Yorker cartoon was ordered and sent to the exhibition as my contribution.

Six Foot Party Sub on top of Jorge Pardo's Mountain Bar; 2014 View fullsize

Six Foot Party Sub on top of Jorge Pardo's Mountain Bar; 2014

QR Code (Flag), 2015, Pencil on Paper, 8 1/2 in. x 11 in., Hand-drawn QR Code (Drawing is legible to QR Readers and links to Wikipedia Page about Jasper Johns' Flag painting) View fullsize

QR Code (Flag), 2015, Pencil on Paper, 8 1/2 in. x 11 in., Hand-drawn QR Code (Drawing is legible to QR Readers and links to Wikipedia Page about Jasper Johns' Flag painting)

funny-how.jpg
Clown Shoes, 2 two-by-fours 18 inches long and tempera paint
Black Flag Logo with Extra Bar, 2021, painting, 24 x 36
Hard Hat, 2021
Debbie Does Dali, 2021, book
Debbie Does Dali, 2021,  (Detail)
Concrete Block, 2021
Bloopers-July.jpg
Lemon Tree, 2021
Gag, 2021, mousetrap and bdsm gag
Nominal Aphasia Series, 2021, stitching
Nominal Aphasia Series, 2021, stitching
Nominal Aphasia Series, 2021, stitching
Nominal Aphasia Series, 2021, stitching
Forest, 2021, Air Fresheners, 12 3/4 in. x 16 in.
15 Triggered Mouse Traps, 2021, 11 3/4 in. x 8 in.
Untitled, 2021, Vise and plastic bone, 7 in. x 16 in. x 5 in."
Hopscotch, 2021, pre-cast concrete and plastic shims, 12 in. x 3 in. x 8 ft.
Stack of Plates, 2021, ceramic plates, 12 in. x 12 in. x 8 in.
Study for "Weight Room", 2021, ceiling covered with barbell weights
Six Pack, 2020, full six pack of beer and plastic carrier on ceiling, 4.75 in. x 6.5 in. x 4.25 in.
One Gallon of Paint, 2020, full gallon of interior white paint mounted on ceiling,  7 1/2 in. x 6 3/4 in. x 6 3/4 in.
Why Have There Been No Great Italian Artists?, 2021, aluminum sign, 18 in. x 18 in.
25 lb. barbell weight, 2020,  Iron weight mounted on ceiling, 11 in. diameter x 1.5 in. thickness
Excalibur, 2020, plunger and  neodymium (rare earth) magnet, 6 in. x 6 in. x 18 in.
This is not a Drill, 2021, aluminum sign, 12 in. x 18 in.
Aerial Six Pack, pencil on paper, 8.5 in. x 11 in., 2021
25 lb. barbell weight (wall version) 2021,  Iron weight mounted on ceiling, 11 in. diameter x 1.5 in. thickness
YouTube Closed-Caption Malaprops of "Arte Povera" and "Piero Manzoni," 2021, pencil on junk mail, 4 in. x 8.5 in. (detail)
A Gallon of Exterior Paint on a Tree Limb, 2020
Escape, 2020, 96% light absorbent black acrylic on door, 48 in. x 48 in.
PLOP, 2020, sewn thread on canvas, 11 in. x 14 in.
Bonk, 2020, sewn thread on canvas, 11 in. x 14 in.
Chicken Field, 2020, Fifty rubber chickens  buried to their neck in mulch/soil, Dimensions variable
Chicken Field, 2020, Fifty rubber chickens  buried to their neck in mulch/soil, Dimensions variable
Chicken Field, 2020, Fifty rubber chickens  buried to their neck in mulch/soil, Dimensions variable
Chicken Field, 2020, Fifty rubber chickens  buried to their neck in mulch/soil, Dimensions variable
Small Bench, 2020, upholstery foam, 18 in. x 24 in. x 18 in.
Lighght (after Aram Saroyan), 2020, stitching on canvas, 11 in. x 14 in.
Wile E. Coyote with Serra Prop, 2020, digital image
Brick on the Ceiling #2, 2020, 3 in. x 4 in. 9 in.
Cinderblock on the Ceiling, 2020, 8 in. x 16 in. 8 in.
Brick on the Ceiling, 2019, 3 in. x 4 in. 9 in.
Wonky Stairway, 2019, wood and gray paint, 48 in. x 48 in. x 48 in.
Rot in a Jar / Swap God, 2020, stitching on aida cloth, 10 in. x 10 in.
Oozy Rat, 2020, stitching on aida cloth, 10 in. x 10 in.
Go Hang a Salami, I'm a Lasagna Hog (detail), 2020, stitching
Sotheby's Flyer, 2020, xerox, 8.5 in. x 11 in.
A Flyer for my Neurologist, 2019, Xerox, 11 in. x  8.5 in.
Who's Afraid of Red, Yellow, and Blue? 2019, wall anchors, 1/4 in. x 4 in.
Feather Duster and Rubber Chicken, 2018, feather duster and rubber chicken, 19 in. x 15 in. x 8½ in.
My Grandfather's Death (Crushed by Pool Table), 2019, 1:12 scale doll and doll furniture and figure, 4 in. x  9 in. x 3 1/2" in.
I'm in a Group Show with Stupid, 2016, Unlimited T-Shirt Edition
Chair # 6, 2018, butcher paper and tape, 32 in. x 16 in. x 16 in.
Chair # 5, 2018, butcher paper and tape, 32 in. x 16 in. x 16 in.
Chair # 4; 2018, butcher paper and tape, 32 in. x 16 in. x 16 in.
Dead Comedians. 2018.photographs of famous comedians who have died from Lenny Bruce to the present through receipt spike. 7 in. x 7 in. x 7 in.
Fucking Celebrities, 2016, A list of of 200 celebrities was compiled from memory. An algorithm was written to randomly select pairs of celebrities to complete the phrase “Celebrity A fucking Celebrity B” 500 times and generate a fourteen-page pdf fil
Rubber Chickens and Milk Crates, 2018, rubber chickens and milk crates, 66 in. x 52 in. x 18 in.
Gary Cannone Has Not Fallen, 2017, auto-incrementing LED-embedded sign, 28 in. x 20 in. x 1½ in.
Time Settings for a Microwave Oven with Broken Three, Four, and Nine Buttons, 2015, spiral bound book
Time Settings for a Microwave Oven with Broken Three, Four, and Nine Buttons, 2015, spiral bound book
Corner Prop (Study)' 2014, digital offset print; 8 in. x 8 in.
John Cage: Silent But Deadly, 2019, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square
Marcel Duchamp: Dude Looks Like a Lady, 2015, Digital Offset Print; 12 ⅜” square (Albums By Conceptual Artists Project)
Allan Kaprow: Lick it Up, 2015, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square
Vito Aconcci: Workout Record for Pregnancy, Birth, and Recovery 2015, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square
Ulay & Abramovic: Close to You, 2015, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square
Robert Gober: The Graduate, 2015, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square
Vito Aconcci: No Respect, 2015, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square
General Idea: Love Gun, 2015, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square
Richard Serra: Metal Ballads, 2015, Digital Offset Print, 12 ⅜” square
Good for a Pumpkin, 2015, Upon receiving an invitation for a group show featuring artists with disabilities, a framed copy of this New Yorker cartoon was ordered and sent to the exhibition as my contribution.
Six Foot Party Sub on top of Jorge Pardo's Mountain Bar; 2014
QR Code (Flag), 2015, Pencil on Paper, 8 1/2 in. x 11 in., Hand-drawn QR Code (Drawing is legible to QR Readers and links to Wikipedia Page about Jasper Johns' Flag painting)